Gaston and the Beast

Whether it be because of the addition of the new gay character, or because of the outspoken lead or, you’re like me, and just can’t wait to hear your favorite Disney songs get an update, we can all agree that everyone is all abuzz about the recent adaptation of the age-old Disney fairy tale Beauty … Continue reading Gaston and the Beast

My First ‘First Date’

I went to bed nervous. I woke up nervous. No, I wasn’t having surgery, public speaking, or even going to the dentist. I was going on my very first date. I met him on Tinder. When we started talking on the app he was pretty straightforward, he asked me for coffee right away. My therapist … Continue reading My First ‘First Date’

I Tried Sexting

Let the record show that I wasn’t sexting someone I knew. I wasn’t sexting someone I had, even, met. We matched on Tinder, the beginning of every love story. It was 2:40AM so I wasn’t expecting a love connection. He looked like an interesting person, with an attractive face, which is why I swiped right. His first … Continue reading I Tried Sexting

Subway Couples

Every morning I ride the subway which means I’m subjected to what I like to call the “subway couples.” They come in all shapes, sizes, and colors, and they all have one thing in common, my hatred. They’re always holding hands, staring into each other’s eyes, giggling, kissing, mocking me with their happiness. Yes, I … Continue reading Subway Couples

The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Jackie Bretts

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Jackie Brettschneider who made increasingly poor decisions when it came to the men she decided to get involved with. This is the story of a psychopath whose charming good looks were just too much for poor Jackie to handle. He lived with all her closest friends. … Continue reading The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Jackie Bretts