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The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Jackie Bretts

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Jackie Brettschneider who made increasingly poor decisions when it came to the men she decided to get involved with. This is the story of a psychopath whose charming good looks were just too much for poor Jackie to handle. He lived with all her closest friends. … Continue reading The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Jackie Bretts

Typical Anxious Depressed Girl

I’m a millennial, I’m a girl, I’m neurotic, and I probably think way too much, and I go to a therapist. The typical anxious depressed girl, who was blessed with caring and thoughtful parents but is still maladjusted. My therapist is in New York City, in a building, with pillars, with a doorman, with two … Continue reading Typical Anxious Depressed Girl

Dear You

Dear You, I got this idea in a book to write you a letter in hopes that this will help me, finally, get over you. I first met you through a mutual friend and didn’t think much of it. Looking back on it now I don’t even remember how and why we became so close … Continue reading Dear You